Paste the pitch. A room of media archetypes reacts before a real journalist does, so the weak spots cost nothing to fix. Archetypes and outlets only. No real journalist is ever named, quoted or impersonated.
Every desk is a reporter you have already met. The analyst who wants your methodology first. The watchdog who opens with who got hurt. The briefing desk with 200 words and no patience. Underneath, the twelve are the Jungian archetypes, the character patterns that shape how anyone responds to a story, which is why the set is twelve and not five or fifty. You do not need to know that to use it.